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11/29/2015 at 20:56 • Filed to: None

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I liiiiiiiiiiiiiike thisssssssssssss.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:02

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Golf Gigantic


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/29/2015 at 21:03

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It looks like a fatter Allroad with less All more Road.

I still like.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:04

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Less all, more road.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:04

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Q5, yes? Anyway where was I... Ah yes. NOT AN ALLROAD!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:05

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Q7 yes.

Jkm still wants an Allroad.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:08

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This is nice. I like this.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:10

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I’m willing to start a gofundme page for you, on the condition that when your turbos leak and transmission fails, that you’ll divert the repair costs to MY gofundme page for an SC400. Then, when my Lexus never fails, I mean err maybe fails, I’ll start you another page for an RS7. Think about it!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:11

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Call it an A7 avant and be done with it.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:12

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The new Allrad


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:13

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Lol, but I have six speeds of manual, which rarely fail.

My turbos should be good if I warm the car up blah blah blah, the first owner was pretty careful so I’m sure he did something.

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:14

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Just big wheels, or lowered?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
11/29/2015 at 21:15

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Vossens and probably lowered.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:16

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But that is not an Allroad! That’s your Awhatever! As we’ve proven, every manual Allroad on CL is in pieces, and I just want to help you suffer.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:20

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But if I get a manual Allroad, all that shit won’t break either! Except the air suspension, fuck that shit.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:23

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Those aren’t stock Audi wheels are they? They look... Not good.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:23

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Do those sort of modifications mess up the AWD system, the differentials?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
11/29/2015 at 21:24

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Vossens.

The new Q7 configurator is live, but there aren’t that many options for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
11/29/2015 at 21:26

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Unless the rears are staggered it should be fine.

You can mess with it to make it work, but usually it messes with how AWD works.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:27

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Probably won’t become fully functional until the new year since the model can’t technically launch until then.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:28

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I suggest an Official Oppo Allroad. One sold only between oppo members as we throw some loose change trying to keep it running.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
11/29/2015 at 21:28

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I’d love to see a black optic package, a V8 and a diesel option.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:29

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C’mon, they aren’t that bad! There’s somebody on Audizine still boosting on original turbos. It all depends on the driver and the Audi Gods and their random decisions of what you get.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:32

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The odds of me finding a 14 year old manual Allroad that was treated with respect and care is zero percent. Your experience with the A6 has also been somewhat deterring. There is no God!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:35

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I’ve only had to replace a $150 ABS module! All else is well!

At some point I’ll need 02 sensors, but those are a wear item that all cars will need at some point.

I’m planning on keeping it for the next year or so, from which I’ll probably go to a B8 A4.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:38

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I’m starting to think I’ll never own a modern car... I’ll just have to keep living vicariously through everyone on oppo.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2015 at 21:40

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Oh good, so you’ll help me with repair bills!

The first and only owner before me was a doctor who owned his own practice, which hopefully means he spared no expenses.

I feel that he was Jalop, after all he probably made $300k a year and still drove a 15 year old manual twin turbo A6.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 21:42

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Lllllllet’s play... Whose Grille Is Bigger? , starring... Lexus ... and... Audi !


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > scoob
11/29/2015 at 21:43

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Lexus wins the ugly award.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > jkm7680
11/29/2015 at 22:01

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If they can use a HO version of the Super6 to make an SQ5, I don’t see why they couldn’t do the same with the 4.0T to make an SQ7.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680
11/30/2015 at 01:46

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i’ll reserve judgement till i see a few in use.